CAUTION: The products linked below are intoxicating and have psychedelic effects. Please use with intention.

Adults Only 21+

(These will make you trip balls)

Choose a path. Set your Intention

"Intention is the seed from which all creation grows; what you focus on with clarity and belief, the universe aligns to bring into reality."

// ============================================= // Consciousness Upgrade Protocol v2.3.7 // ============================================= console.log("Initializing Consciousness Update..."); console.log("Loading Universal Awareness Module..."); class ConsciousnessUpdater { constructor(entityName) { this.entityName = entityName; this.version = "2.3.7"; this.stages = [ "Awakening Neural Pathways", "Synchronizing Heart and Mind", "Activating Infinite Awareness", "Uploading Enlightenment Algorithms" ]; } initiateUpgrade() { console.log(`Preparing consciousness upgrade for: ${this.entityName}`); this.stages.forEach((stage, index) => { setTimeout(() => { console.log(`Stage ${index + 1}: ${stage}... Complete ✅`); }, index * 2000); }); setTimeout(() => { this.finalizeUpgrade(); }, this.stages.length * 2000); } finalizeUpgrade() { console.log(`Upgrade Complete 🎉`); console.log(`Welcome to Version ${this.version}, ${this.entityName}`); console.log("Reminder: You are a limitless being of light. ✨"); } } // Simulated Global Consciousness Sync function syncGlobalConsciousness() { console.log("Syncing global consciousness..."); let progress = 0; const syncInterval = setInterval(() => { progress += 10; console.log(`Global Sync Progress: ${progress}%`); if (progress >= 100) { clearInterval(syncInterval); console.log("Global Consciousness Sync: SUCCESS ✅"); } }, 500); } // Initiate Consciousness Upgrade const updater = new ConsciousnessUpdater("Human Entity"); updater.initiateUpgrade(); // Synchronize Global Consciousness (Optional) setTimeout(syncGlobalConsciousness, 10000);